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   1. Ç×°ø±â ±³Åë¼¼ (Air Transportation Taxes)
   2. ¹ÙÀÌ¿ÀµðÁ© ¿¬·á¼¼ (Biodiesel Fuel Taxes)
   3. °ÇÃà Çã°¡¼¼ (Building Permit Taxes)
   4. ÀÚº»À̵漼 (Capital Gains Taxes)
   5. ´ã¹è¼¼ (Cigarette Taxes)
   6. °³ ¸éÇã¼¼ (Dog License Taxes)
   7. »ç¿ëÀÚ °Ç°­º¸Çè¼¼ (Employer Health Insurance Mandate Tax)
   8. »ç¿ëÀÚ ÀǷẸÇè¼¼ (Employer Medicare Taxes)
   9. »ç¿ëÀÚ »çȸº¸Àå¼¼ (Employer Social Security Taxes)
  10. À¯»ê¼¼ (Estate Taxes)
  11. Æ÷°ýÀû °Ç°­º¸Çè¼Òºñ¼¼ (Excise Taxes On Comprehensive Health Insurance Plans)
  12. ¿¬¹æ¹ýÀμ¼ (Federal Corporate Taxes)
  13. ¿¬¹æ ¼Òµæ¼¼ (Federal Income Taxes)
  14. ¿¬¹æ½Ç¾÷¼¼ (Federal Unemployment Taxes)
  15. ³¬½Ã¸éÇã¼¼ (Fishing License Taxes)
  16. ¹èÃâ¼¼ (Flush Taxes)(ÀϺÎÁö¿ª¿¡¼­ °ú¼¼)
  17. °¡¸ÍÁ¡¾÷ ¿µ¾÷¼¼ (Franchise Business Taxes)
  18. ¿À¹°¼¼ (Garbage Taxes)
  19. Èֹ߷ù¼¼ (Gasoline Taxes)
  20. Áõ¿©¼¼ (Gift Taxes)
  21. È£ÅÚ¼¼ (Hotel Taxes)
  22. ¼ö·Æ¸éÇã¼¼ (Hunting License Taxes)
  23. ¼öÀÔ¼¼ (Import Taxes)
  24. °³ÀÎ °Ç°­º¸Çè¼¼ (Individual Health Insurance Mandate Taxes)
  25. »ó¼Ó¼¼ (Inheritance Taxes)
  26. º¸Çè±ÝÇÒÁõ¼¼ (Insurance Premium Taxes)
  27. °í¼Óµµ·Î ÅëÇà µðÁ©¿¬·á¼¼ (Interstate User Diesel Fuel Taxes)
  28. Àç°í³³ºÎ¼¼ (Inventory Taxes)
  29. °³ÀÎ ÅðÁ÷ Àû¸³±Ý Á¶±â ȸ¼ö¼¼ (IRA Early Withdrawal Taxes)
  30. µµ¼­°ü ³³º»¼¼ (Library Taxes)
  31. ÁÖ¼¼ (Liquor Taxes)
  32. Áö¹æ¹ýÀμ¼ (Local Corporate Taxes)
  33. Áö¹æ¼Òµæ¼¼ (Local Income Taxes)
  34. Áö¹æ±³À°¼¼ (Local School Taxes)
  35. Áö¹æ½Ç¾÷¼¼ (Local Unemployment Taxes)
  36. »çÄ¡¼¼ (Luxury Taxes)
  37. °áÈ¥Àΰ¡¼¼ (Marriage License Taxes)
  38. ÀǷẸÇè¼¼ (Medicare Taxes)
  39. °í¼ÒµæÀÚ ÀǷẸÇè¼¼ Ãß°¡ºÐ (Medicare Tax Surcharge On High
      Earning Americans Under Obamacare)
  40. ¿À¹Ù¸¶ÄÉ¾î °³ÀÎ ¼Òºñ¼¼ (Obamacare Individual Mandate Excise Tax)
  41. ÅõÀڼҵ濡 ´ëÇÑ ¿À¹Ù¸¶Äɾî ݾʥ᪠(Obamacare Surtax On Investment
        Income)
  42. Àç»ê¼¼ (Property Taxes)
  43. ºÎµ¿»ê¼¼ (Real Estate Taxes)
  44. ·¹Å©·¹À̼ǿë Â÷·®¼¼ (Recreational Vehicle Taxes)
  45. À¯·áµµ·Î ÅëÇ༼ (Toll Booth Taxes)
  46. ÆǸż¼ (Sales Taxes)
  47. ÀÚ¿µ¾÷¼¼ (Self-Employment Taxes)
  48. »óÇϼöµµ¼¼ (Sewer & Water Taxes)
  49. ±³À°¼¼ (School Taxes)
  50. ºÎÆйæÀÓ¼¼ (Septic Permit Taxes)
  51. ºÀ»ç·á¼¼ (Service Charge Taxes)
  52. »çȸº¸Àå¼¼ (Social Security Taxes)
  53. ¿îµ¿°æ±âÀå¼¼ (Sports Stadium Taxes)
  54. ÁÖ ¹ýÀμ¼ (State Corporate Taxes)
  55. ÁÖ ¼Òµæ¼¼ (State Income Taxes)
  56. ÁÖ ½Ç¾÷¼¼ (State Unemployment Taxes)
  57. Å´׼¼ (Tanning Taxes) (ObamaÁ¤ºÎ¿¡¼­ µµÀÔ)
  58. 911ÀüÈ­¼­ºñ½º¼¼ (Telephone 911 Service Taxes)
  59. ¿¬¹æÀüÈ­¼Òºñ¼¼ (Telephone Federal Excise Taxes)
  60. ¿¬¹æ ±¤¿ªÀüÈ­¼­ºñ½º¿ä±Ý¼¼ (Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee
       Taxes)
  61. ÀüÈ­ ÃÖ¼Ò»ç¿ëÃÊ°ú»ç¿ë¼¼ (Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Taxes)
  62. ÁÖ¿Í Áö¹æ ÀüÈ­¼¼ (Telephone State And Local Taxes)
  63. ±¤¿ªÀüÈ­ÃÊ°ú¼¼ (Telephone Universal Access Taxes)
  64. ÃÖÀúÇѼ¼ (The Alternative Minimum Tax)
  65. ŸÀ̾ (Tire Taxes)
  66. ÀÌ¿ë¼¼ (Use Taxes)
  67. °øÀÍ»ç¾÷¼¼ (Utility Taxes)
  68. Â÷·®µî·Ï¼¼ (Vehicle Registration Taxes)
  69. ¾²·¹±â°ü¸®¼¼ (Waste Management Taxes)
  70. ±Ù·ÎÀÚ¼ö´ç¼¼ (Workers Compensation Taxes)
 
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   1. ±â¾÷µî·Ï¼ö¼ö·á (Business Registration Fees)
   2. ¹ý¿ø¹ú±Ý (Court Fines)(°£Á¢¼¼)
   3. ¸Å°¢¼ö¼ö·á (Disposal Fees)
   4. ¿îÀü¸éÇã¼ö¼ö·á (Drivers License Fees)
   5. ȯ°æºÎ´ã±Ý (Environmental Fees)
   6. ½ÄÀ½·á¸éÇã¼ö¼ö·á (Food And Beverage License Fees)
   7. Ãѱâ¼ÒÁöÇã°¡¼ö¼ö·á (Gun Ownership Permits)
   8. À§Çè¹°Áú󸮼ö¼ö·á (Hazardous Material Disposal Fees)
   9. °í¼Óµµ·ÎÃâÀÔ¼ö¼ö·á (Highway Access Fees)
  10. ÇØÃ汸Á¦À§Çè¹°Áú¸éÇã¼ö¼ö·á (Insect Control Hazardous Materials
       Licenses)
  11. °Ë»ç¼ö¼ö·á (Inspection Fees)
  12. ÀÚµ¿Â÷¹øÈ£ÆǼö¼ö·á (License Plate Fees)
  13. ÁÖÂ÷¼ö¼ö·á (Parking Meters)
  14. ¿©±Ç¼ö¼ö·á (Passport Fees)
  15. Àü¹®Á÷ ¸éÇã ¼ö¼ö·á (Professional Licenses And Fees)
  16. ½Å±â¾÷ µî·Ï ¼ö¼ö·á (Registration Fees For New Businesses)
  17. µµ·Î º¸¼ö ¹× °Ç¼³À» À§ÇÑ Æ¯º°ºÎ´ã±Ý (Special Assessments For Road
       Repairs Or Construction)
  18. ÁÖ(ñ¶)°ø¿øÀÔÀå¼ö¼ö·á (State Park Entrance Fees)
  19. ŸÀ̾ȯ¼ö¼ö·á (Tire Recycling Fees)
  20. ÅëÇà·á (Tolls)
  21. ±³Åë¹ú±Ý (Traffic Fines))
  22. ¿ë¼ö±Ç »ç¿ë·á (Water Rights Fees)
  23. ¼ö»ó¼±¹Ú µî·Ï ¸éÇã¼ö¼ö·á (Watercraft Registration & Licensing Fees)
  24. ±¤Ãµ Çã°¡¼ö¼ö·á (Well Permit Fees)
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